dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
