He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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