Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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