you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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