I love black thongs
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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