Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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