you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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