I'm really into asian looking animals
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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