I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Randomize
