Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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