i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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