i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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