you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
