I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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