It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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