There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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