Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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