I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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