My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
