i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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