Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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