I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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