Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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