I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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