She's JV to your varsity
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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