We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
420 ftw
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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