What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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