I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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