So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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