Girls should come with a carfax report
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You don't make any sense
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