Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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