How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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