I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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