I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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