One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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