Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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