That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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