just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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