Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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