sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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