You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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