She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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