this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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