she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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