I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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