She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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