Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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