When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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