i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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