Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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