So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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