**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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