Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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