I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
