Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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