I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize