He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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