the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Come on in and take your pants off
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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